Presidential Elections….NYC Residents Can Vote at any New York State Polling Place Tomorrow

The Latest News About Elections Is

“If you’re a resident of NYC or Westchester, Long Island and Rockland counties, you can submit an affadavit ballot for the presidential and US Senatorial elections at any polling place in the state of New York you like tomorrow. You can’t vote in local elections, but it’s still useful for those who’s living and transportations situations we’re affected by Hurricane Sandy.”

But how many residents care more about going and voting tomorrow than finding their family and loved ones, cleaning up their house, dealing with their insurance companies and getting their life back to normal.

“NASA Astronauts, who are true American heroes, aboard the ISS can vote in the presidential election tomorrow too.”

So if you’re already on our planet, you pretty much have no excuse not to vote now and

Can we be sure they are actually Americans voting though? Are we positive it’s not some Russian cosmonaut trying to sway the election? 😀

*I VOTED !*

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Some Hilarious Factors That Predict Every Presidential Election….!!

Despite what the pundits, talking heads and NPR tell you, the presidential election is still a crapshoot. You think you know what’s going to happen, then BAM! The president of the United States takes a Xanax/Thanksgiving turkey cocktail before a debate. Wouldn’t it be great if you could shut out that political noise and predict the outcome of every presidential election based on completely ridiculous and arbitrary factors?

Guess what? You totally can. Just go by …

#6. The Redskins Rule


The Washington Redskins enjoy one of the most remarkable reputations in political history due to a little correlation called the “Redskins rule.” It’s as simple as it is spooky: If the Redskins win their last home game before election day, then the party in power gets to hold on to the White House. If the Redskins lose, no matter how close the game, the opposition party takes over. Continue reading